Scariest. Game. Ever.

So I've been playing Doom 3 on my XBOX since last week. Thus far, I've pissed my pants in sheer terror four times. Now, before you make fun of me, realize I don't scare easily. I've played every scary game there is, and I've never been more terrified in my life. EGM (Electronic Gaming Monthly) suggested playing the game at night, alone, in the dark. And I to them, I say fuck you and damn that.
I tried that, and I ended up screaming like a little girl, many times. I go into a hallway, and the lights go out. So I whip out my flashlight and look all around me. Whew, nothing there.
So I start walking when I think I hear something behind me. I turn around, and nothing's there. I turn back around and an imp shoves a fireball up my ass.
Eventually, I got the chainsaw, and I thought I was a bad motherfucker because that killed shit up close and personal and very quickly.
Then I met the babies that could fly and had the asses of a bee. And I no longer had the capacity for rational thought. This is what my family could hear: "OH, HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!? *Shotgun blasts* YO, DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
Yeah, I also screamed for my mother like 5 times.
And that makes this game sweeter than eating gummy bears from Halle Berry's vagina.