In the land of bad ideas, this will reign supreme as the King of all Kings. It is the Jesus Christ of bad ideas.
So a county in Kentucky is going to 4-day school weeks to help curtail the rising cost of gas. And no, I'm not making this up, I can't, I haven't been doing drugs today at all. In a state that is overflowing with retards and dumbasses, you'd think they cut costs in some other area, but no.
My favorite part of the story is where other counties in Kentucky have made budget cuts in areas like sports and field trips. Not Jackson County. Oh, no. Damn that. In a place that should force kids to go to school 6 goddamn days a week, they are cutting back by one. Who gives a shit if it's for a few months?! You live in KENTUCKY. A state that literally promotes inbreeding more than Mississippi, something I thought wasn't possible.
I can tell this is a bad idea, because not enough kids are being educated today. You'll notice that one school wasn't shut down because they did well on statewide tests. Who gives a shit? Schools need to stop worrying about standardized tests and whatnot and focus on educating the students. A standardized test lets me know that my child can memorize useless information that he'd learn anyway if he were actually being taught in class. I say fuck these stupid tests, and close a school down if it'll cut costs. The kids can move to other schools, and the teachers can move into other areas of education.
I'll probably blame this on Bush completely. In about 10 years, I'll grab him by his hair, drag his ass to Kentucky and say, "look, you dumb prick! This is what you get for making oil and gas super expensive!! Look at the hillbillies poking themselves in the eye! Those are the SMART ones!!"
Then I would probably hit him with something large, heavy and blunt.
There are many reasons why this is a bad idea. One is that I doubt the classtime will change to make up for the lost day. If you have 90-minute classes, and you skip a day, then the school day should either run longer, or you should go to a block sheduling with 90-minute classes. That way, it'll be harder for me to say that the cause of the kids being dumber than Paris Hilton is because they have only 4 days of classes.
And you know the kids don't care. That's an extra day to cook the meth and make the moonshine. And fuck their sisters.
Personally, I don't see how buses can be using that much gas. I mean, honestly, they have no air conditioning, barely any heating, and last I checked, diesel fuel gets about, oh, 50 miles to the gallon on the highway. This is why they should have to fill up once every other day, if you cut out things like field trips and letting the drivers take the bus back to their home. And who the fuck would want to take the bus and park it front of their homes? That's advertising that you're a dumbshit who didn't bother to read or pay attention in class.
Of course, you could also end up like that when you go to school for 4 days.
My favorite part of the story is where other counties in Kentucky have made budget cuts in areas like sports and field trips. Not Jackson County. Oh, no. Damn that. In a place that should force kids to go to school 6 goddamn days a week, they are cutting back by one. Who gives a shit if it's for a few months?! You live in KENTUCKY. A state that literally promotes inbreeding more than Mississippi, something I thought wasn't possible.
I can tell this is a bad idea, because not enough kids are being educated today. You'll notice that one school wasn't shut down because they did well on statewide tests. Who gives a shit? Schools need to stop worrying about standardized tests and whatnot and focus on educating the students. A standardized test lets me know that my child can memorize useless information that he'd learn anyway if he were actually being taught in class. I say fuck these stupid tests, and close a school down if it'll cut costs. The kids can move to other schools, and the teachers can move into other areas of education.
I'll probably blame this on Bush completely. In about 10 years, I'll grab him by his hair, drag his ass to Kentucky and say, "look, you dumb prick! This is what you get for making oil and gas super expensive!! Look at the hillbillies poking themselves in the eye! Those are the SMART ones!!"
Then I would probably hit him with something large, heavy and blunt.
There are many reasons why this is a bad idea. One is that I doubt the classtime will change to make up for the lost day. If you have 90-minute classes, and you skip a day, then the school day should either run longer, or you should go to a block sheduling with 90-minute classes. That way, it'll be harder for me to say that the cause of the kids being dumber than Paris Hilton is because they have only 4 days of classes.
And you know the kids don't care. That's an extra day to cook the meth and make the moonshine. And fuck their sisters.
Personally, I don't see how buses can be using that much gas. I mean, honestly, they have no air conditioning, barely any heating, and last I checked, diesel fuel gets about, oh, 50 miles to the gallon on the highway. This is why they should have to fill up once every other day, if you cut out things like field trips and letting the drivers take the bus back to their home. And who the fuck would want to take the bus and park it front of their homes? That's advertising that you're a dumbshit who didn't bother to read or pay attention in class.
Of course, you could also end up like that when you go to school for 4 days.
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