Maybe Katrina washed away all the white trash that was in Mississippi. 'Cause honestly, who wouldn't have put money on this shit to happen there?
Go buy the latest issue of People magazine. If you can't find it, it's the low-rent version of Entertainment Weekly, which in turn is a snide, low-rent version of several entertainment media magazines thrown together with smart ass comments about a celebrity they suck up too 6 pages later. And you'll want to read this firsthand, because what I'm about to tell you, you will believe I made up. But I didn't, because there are NO hallucinogenic drugs that can make me see what I saw.
In the most recent issue, and hurry because it's a weekly publication, there was a story about a 22-year-old man from Nebraska who had a child with his 14-year-old girlfriend. Wait, wait, it gets better. The fucker takes his girlfriend to Kansas to get married, so he can make an honest woman out of her.
Way to think that one through, Einstein. Maybe you should've put one or two more brain cells to work on that brain-buster. Personally, and maybe I'm nuts, I would've waited until she was 18 before I stuck my penis into her vagina. But that's just me, and my brain is still functioning because I don't live in my parent's basement.
If you people think it couldn't get better, you're wrong. Apparently, they started dating when he was 20 and she was 12. A state attorney is seeking to have the dude arrested on statutory rape charges because apparently, the girl is refusing to say he raped her in the classical sense of the word. Ask me why he took her to Kansas to get married.
"Why?"
Because the legal age to get married with parental consent is 12. That means that the girl's mother had to sign a form saying this pedophile could marry her daughter because he knocked her up. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!
To prove how dumb the citizens of Nebraska are, they are actually FOR the marriage of the 14-year-old mother and the 22-year-old man! Their argument is, "why break up the family when she's a freshman in high school and can't support herself?" To which I reply to the citizens of this very misguided state: "um, I think you just answered your own question, fucknuts. Show of hands, who here has heard of ADOPTION?"
If they see nothing wrong with any of this, then I should be allowed to kill everyone in that state. Except the prosecutor, who is apparently the only one with any intelligence and common sense.
In the most recent issue, and hurry because it's a weekly publication, there was a story about a 22-year-old man from Nebraska who had a child with his 14-year-old girlfriend. Wait, wait, it gets better. The fucker takes his girlfriend to Kansas to get married, so he can make an honest woman out of her.
Way to think that one through, Einstein. Maybe you should've put one or two more brain cells to work on that brain-buster. Personally, and maybe I'm nuts, I would've waited until she was 18 before I stuck my penis into her vagina. But that's just me, and my brain is still functioning because I don't live in my parent's basement.
If you people think it couldn't get better, you're wrong. Apparently, they started dating when he was 20 and she was 12. A state attorney is seeking to have the dude arrested on statutory rape charges because apparently, the girl is refusing to say he raped her in the classical sense of the word. Ask me why he took her to Kansas to get married.
"Why?"
Because the legal age to get married with parental consent is 12. That means that the girl's mother had to sign a form saying this pedophile could marry her daughter because he knocked her up. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!
To prove how dumb the citizens of Nebraska are, they are actually FOR the marriage of the 14-year-old mother and the 22-year-old man! Their argument is, "why break up the family when she's a freshman in high school and can't support herself?" To which I reply to the citizens of this very misguided state: "um, I think you just answered your own question, fucknuts. Show of hands, who here has heard of ADOPTION?"
If they see nothing wrong with any of this, then I should be allowed to kill everyone in that state. Except the prosecutor, who is apparently the only one with any intelligence and common sense.
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