Carry on, Tom DeLay. Carry on.

If you haven't seen DeLay's mug shot yet, get off your ass. You're gonna want to see this, especially if you've seen Thursday night's episode of the Daily Show. I honestly thought that Jon Stewart was kinda bullshitting me when describing the photo, and I was wrong.

He said that DeLay was smiling, like if the fucker had just sold a car, and I'll be damned, the little Jew was right. I'm surprised he's smiling because he's been charged with conspiracy and money laundering charges, and I bet he's thinking, 'well, shit, I didn't expect this to happen!' Somewhere, right now, are the most die-hard Democrats you've ever seen, living in a bunker, and they are dancing a jaunty jig. What, with Republicans fighting their chosen representative and leader of the free world over his pick of Harriet Miers and now DeLay, a politician that is arguably the most powerful in recent years, how can a Democrat not be jacking off with glee?

Oh wait, because these things don't matter. You fuckers didn't get the Enron boys (thought Playboy's Girls of Enron issue was tasty), Miers will go to the Supreme Court, and DeLay will be aquitted of any charges. Let's be honest, when Bush was awarded the Presidency in 2000, that marked the beginning of the end. The light at the end of the tunnel won't be coming until about 2008.