More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!

My name is Adam, and I am a communist.

I promise that I won't try to recruit you into my political party of choice, even though we do get hats and Tuesdays are Pie-Day. I promise that when I have taken total and complete control of the world, it will be a communist world. Because that is the ONLY fucking way communism could ever work as more than a theoretical eco-political government.

I decided to go this route because I've been reading Che, the biography on Ernesto "Che" Guevara. I became intrigued by a lot of the reading he did, and decided to read some of the same things he also read. Because it is my firm belief that I am the reincarnate of Rasputin, Karl Marx, Che Guevara, and Lenny Bruce all mixed together. This would explain a lot about why I say and do some of the things I've said and done. Anyways, what really clinched the deal was reading Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto.

VIVA LA COMMUNISM!!!

Last night, we had a child come in the store that was so fucking bratty, I told everybody (co-workers) that I hope the child is molested by Micheal Jackson.