Dumb and Dumberer
A woman is suing Applebee's because they served her 5-year-old son a Long Island Iced Tea instead of the apple juice he ordered.
I will repeat that, because it bears repeating.
A woman is suing a Manhattan Applebee's because they served her 5-year-old son an alcoholic beverage that in no way resembles an apple juice he ordered by ANY fucking stretch of the imagination. I think Applebee's should COUNTER-sue the woman for being a horrible, stupid parent. Son of a bitch, I never knew that apple juice was served in a big tall glass with a straw.
There's a small blurb of a story on one of the many links on collegehumor.com, and it is there that you can read about how the mom thought her child was just being a pain in the neck when he complained that it tasted funny. Or you can read it here, and wonder how one parent can be blind and stupid to her own child. I guess it wasn't until the kid started sitting at the bar, telling random people he loved them that she thought to taste it and find out for herself. Then he passes out and is taken to the hospital.
How far gone would you have to be to not notice that your child isn't drinking a child's drink? I mean, you have to not be paying attention on an almost astronomical level. First off, I don't care what shitty Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag-ish restaurant you go too, be it Chili's or Bennigans or Cheddar's or Applebee's, they serve all kid's drinks in a kiddie cup. I have seen my cousins order water when they were younger and sure enough, they served it in a kiddie cup. You know the ones, plastic with a lid on it. The cup itself has these little kids running on hills and meadows, flying kites and chasing butterflies, while a single red ball sits on the bottom of the hill. Just on the off chance that they might wanna play with the red ball.
That's what it's served in. And don't give me that crap about how they might've accidentally put it in a kid's cup because one just happened to be lying around in the bar. There's not one fucking drunk-ass there who would allow that shit to happen for a minute. You don't have kiddie cups sitting in the bar at any of those places because kids...aren't allowed in the bar.
So why is this woman suing Applebee's when it's obvious that both her and Applebee's are to blame? Mostly her, because if I were a parent, and somebody brought my child a drink in a tall glass, I know something's up.
"Uh, excuse, waitress? My eyes must be playing tricks on me from all the acid I've been dropping. Apple juice does not come in a glass like that. It comes in a small plastic cup with a bunch of loserish kids painted on the side."
Of course, whoever served this kid the drink is just as dumb as the mom is.
I will repeat that, because it bears repeating.
A woman is suing a Manhattan Applebee's because they served her 5-year-old son an alcoholic beverage that in no way resembles an apple juice he ordered by ANY fucking stretch of the imagination. I think Applebee's should COUNTER-sue the woman for being a horrible, stupid parent. Son of a bitch, I never knew that apple juice was served in a big tall glass with a straw.
There's a small blurb of a story on one of the many links on collegehumor.com, and it is there that you can read about how the mom thought her child was just being a pain in the neck when he complained that it tasted funny. Or you can read it here, and wonder how one parent can be blind and stupid to her own child. I guess it wasn't until the kid started sitting at the bar, telling random people he loved them that she thought to taste it and find out for herself. Then he passes out and is taken to the hospital.
How far gone would you have to be to not notice that your child isn't drinking a child's drink? I mean, you have to not be paying attention on an almost astronomical level. First off, I don't care what shitty Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag-ish restaurant you go too, be it Chili's or Bennigans or Cheddar's or Applebee's, they serve all kid's drinks in a kiddie cup. I have seen my cousins order water when they were younger and sure enough, they served it in a kiddie cup. You know the ones, plastic with a lid on it. The cup itself has these little kids running on hills and meadows, flying kites and chasing butterflies, while a single red ball sits on the bottom of the hill. Just on the off chance that they might wanna play with the red ball.
That's what it's served in. And don't give me that crap about how they might've accidentally put it in a kid's cup because one just happened to be lying around in the bar. There's not one fucking drunk-ass there who would allow that shit to happen for a minute. You don't have kiddie cups sitting in the bar at any of those places because kids...aren't allowed in the bar.
So why is this woman suing Applebee's when it's obvious that both her and Applebee's are to blame? Mostly her, because if I were a parent, and somebody brought my child a drink in a tall glass, I know something's up.
"Uh, excuse, waitress? My eyes must be playing tricks on me from all the acid I've been dropping. Apple juice does not come in a glass like that. It comes in a small plastic cup with a bunch of loserish kids painted on the side."
Of course, whoever served this kid the drink is just as dumb as the mom is.
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10:21 AM
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