People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.

This is Mary. Mary has bitch tits.

Two months ago, Mary moved from Canada to England. Then came the 5 hour time difference, in which she gained a day. She developed insomnia because of this. And that's where I fit in. Between the times she would go to class, and the times when she fell into a restless sleep, only to wake up 3 hours later. She spent the time that she was up watching Comedy Central clips on the internet.

God has insomnia this bad.