I made a supermodel laugh today. What'd you do?
And my mother, a few years back, actually got to meet Dustin "Screech" Diamond. She has photographic evidence to prove it. For those of you who never watched Saved by the Bell, leave this blog and never return. Seriously. That's a sacrilege to my sense of good taste and humor. That show was better than the Mighty Ducks and Karate Kid trilogies.
So if you visit my myspace page, you'll notice that my friends are 90% girls, and hot girls at that. What's really, really kick ass about that whole thing is that I actually know those girls. The one I'm talking about is Suhan. We went to Junior High West in Lufkin many years ago. Back when I was actually popular in school, and when I was moderately nice. The seeds of assholish-ness had been planted, but I hadn't fucked the plant yet.
Following the night of super hard drinking, I wake up at 4 a.m. and decide to see if I can find people from my graduating class in Marshall. I recognized one, and that one is Crystal on my friends list. I go ahead and add her, because for some reason, in the past 2 months or so, I have ran into an astonishing amount of former classmates from the class of 2000. I've used the class a lot because the word ass is in there.
Oh fuck it. Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, titties, ass, ass, ass, ass.
I digress. I do the same thing for the class of 2000 from Lufkin High School just out curiosity and boredom. I recognize 2 that would also remember me. Suhan and Linu. Linu doesn't return my emails, so fuck him. Suhan did, and now we chat over myspace.
Anyways, I'm joking and crap like I always do. It's not flirting in my opinion, 'cause let's be honest, HAVE YOU SEEN HER?!!?!? My God, I asked out every cheerleader but her in high school. Son of a bitch, I think I missed out. Despite the implication that she's a whore, she's not. It's just, she's amazingly beautiful, and I want to take her out for a nice Mexican dinner. Or seafood, whatever her choice. I like to think that when a person types out "haha" or "hehe" or "lol" they actually mean it. Like, they are actually laughing or giggling. I also have this theory that really gorgeous women have the best sounding laughs ever. It's not a baby-punching sound. I hear a really gorgeous woman laugh, it makes me want to dress up like Spider-Man and swing through the city singing the old theme song to the Spider-Man show.
The sound of Wendy's voice makes me want to punch a baby. A jew baby.
So if you visit my myspace page, you'll notice that my friends are 90% girls, and hot girls at that. What's really, really kick ass about that whole thing is that I actually know those girls. The one I'm talking about is Suhan. We went to Junior High West in Lufkin many years ago. Back when I was actually popular in school, and when I was moderately nice. The seeds of assholish-ness had been planted, but I hadn't fucked the plant yet.
Following the night of super hard drinking, I wake up at 4 a.m. and decide to see if I can find people from my graduating class in Marshall. I recognized one, and that one is Crystal on my friends list. I go ahead and add her, because for some reason, in the past 2 months or so, I have ran into an astonishing amount of former classmates from the class of 2000. I've used the class a lot because the word ass is in there.
Oh fuck it. Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, titties, ass, ass, ass, ass.
I digress. I do the same thing for the class of 2000 from Lufkin High School just out curiosity and boredom. I recognize 2 that would also remember me. Suhan and Linu. Linu doesn't return my emails, so fuck him. Suhan did, and now we chat over myspace.
Anyways, I'm joking and crap like I always do. It's not flirting in my opinion, 'cause let's be honest, HAVE YOU SEEN HER?!!?!? My God, I asked out every cheerleader but her in high school. Son of a bitch, I think I missed out. Despite the implication that she's a whore, she's not. It's just, she's amazingly beautiful, and I want to take her out for a nice Mexican dinner. Or seafood, whatever her choice. I like to think that when a person types out "haha" or "hehe" or "lol" they actually mean it. Like, they are actually laughing or giggling. I also have this theory that really gorgeous women have the best sounding laughs ever. It's not a baby-punching sound. I hear a really gorgeous woman laugh, it makes me want to dress up like Spider-Man and swing through the city singing the old theme song to the Spider-Man show.
The sound of Wendy's voice makes me want to punch a baby. A jew baby.
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