Back off, fun pig! You wanna fun-fucking arrest me?! You better get a fun-fucking warrant! Otherwise, stay out of my fun-fucking-face!
Apparently a Georgia woman is back on the kick of banning Harry Potter, all for the same bullshit reasons we had to listen to years ago when they first got really super popular. Her reasoning originally, and probably still is, is that Harry Potter teaches kids to be Wiccans through it's use of spells, potions and fantastical imaginary creatures. Then apparently, she changes her mind, and moves on to say that by allowing Harry fuck Potter, this will incite more school shootings. Yes, because the Amish read a lot of fucking Harry Potter.
Laura Mallory, the mom in Georgia who is assuring that her child is growing up friendless and spends his schooldays trying to keep his ass from being kicked had this to say. "They're not educationally suitable and have been shown to be harmful to some kids," Mallory said. That's right, you psychotic Christian bitch. SOME kids. Some kids are fine, others are reading those books and considering being Wiccan. And they will be really fuckin' disappointed when they join up with that bullshit religion. I know Wiccans, and not once have I seen any fuckin' spell or potion. And I've looked.
You see, what Laura wants is for students to be forced to read the Bible, which you know, would be a total breaking of the separation of church and state law, or as I have come to know it, the "Tough-Shit Law." But let's talk about the Bible hear, for a second. 'Cause if you thought that Harry fuck Potter lived in a fantastical fiction world filled with awesome-o creatures and whatnot, holy shit, you'll love the Bible. I haven't seen such fantastical places or read about such insanely not possible fictious bullshit. And Laura, I'm an impressionable youth. While I've never been inspired to you know, pretend that I'm Harry Potter, I have thought to myself, "man, this situation would go much better if I had a wand available." You think some kids would want to imitate Potter? That's probably the best thing they could do, is imitate Harry Potter. The worst is that they start imitating the Jews when they turned on Christ and crucified him. Or maybe they go down the local swimmin'-fuck-hole and try to walk on water, then they realize, after a shitload of them drown, that nope, they can't do that.
At what point are we going to stop this bullshit argument? Tell you what, you take out Harry Potter, and all the other books and leave kids reading the Bible, but even that won't convert every child over to Christianity. Why don't you worry about your kids? Fuck, if you're that goddamn worried about Harry Potter, why don't you home-school them yourself and then you can have a hand in every aspect of what they can and can't read? Oh, what's that, you're too fucking lazy? And that would mean you can't mess with other kids?
Goddamn, it feels wonderful to be back.
Laura Mallory, the mom in Georgia who is assuring that her child is growing up friendless and spends his schooldays trying to keep his ass from being kicked had this to say. "They're not educationally suitable and have been shown to be harmful to some kids," Mallory said. That's right, you psychotic Christian bitch. SOME kids. Some kids are fine, others are reading those books and considering being Wiccan. And they will be really fuckin' disappointed when they join up with that bullshit religion. I know Wiccans, and not once have I seen any fuckin' spell or potion. And I've looked.
You see, what Laura wants is for students to be forced to read the Bible, which you know, would be a total breaking of the separation of church and state law, or as I have come to know it, the "Tough-Shit Law." But let's talk about the Bible hear, for a second. 'Cause if you thought that Harry fuck Potter lived in a fantastical fiction world filled with awesome-o creatures and whatnot, holy shit, you'll love the Bible. I haven't seen such fantastical places or read about such insanely not possible fictious bullshit. And Laura, I'm an impressionable youth. While I've never been inspired to you know, pretend that I'm Harry Potter, I have thought to myself, "man, this situation would go much better if I had a wand available." You think some kids would want to imitate Potter? That's probably the best thing they could do, is imitate Harry Potter. The worst is that they start imitating the Jews when they turned on Christ and crucified him. Or maybe they go down the local swimmin'-fuck-hole and try to walk on water, then they realize, after a shitload of them drown, that nope, they can't do that.
At what point are we going to stop this bullshit argument? Tell you what, you take out Harry Potter, and all the other books and leave kids reading the Bible, but even that won't convert every child over to Christianity. Why don't you worry about your kids? Fuck, if you're that goddamn worried about Harry Potter, why don't you home-school them yourself and then you can have a hand in every aspect of what they can and can't read? Oh, what's that, you're too fucking lazy? And that would mean you can't mess with other kids?
Goddamn, it feels wonderful to be back.
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