geekguy1982: i just got onto the myspace, and they're advertising some amateur film called "attack of the killer lemmings"
geekguy1982: dude, if lemmings went on the attack, they'd be unstoppable
provengodacielo: lol
geekguy1982: think about it; they do whatever one of them does and it goes through the entire litter.
geekguy1982: like in madagascar. plus, they reproduce like rabbits.
geekguy1982: if you had a pet lemming, and it's pregnant, you think, "oh, 3 or 4"
geekguy1982: then she has the babies
geekguy1982: and it's more like 9 or 10
geekguy1982: thousand!
provengodacielo: lol
geekguy1982: all of them pissed and hungry for blood!
geekguy1982: a pack of lemmings could easily destroy the world faster and gorier than zombies
geekguy1982: plus, i think lemmings are immune to intricately choreographed break-dancing.
geekguy1982: zombies are just re-animated humans, and all humans love to break-dance.
geekguy1982: the blood bath would never end.
geekguy1982: mankind would be ravaged by cute, cuddly animals that are considered the retard of the animal kingdom.
geekguy1982: can you imagine how pissed an alien race would be?
geekguy1982: "tomorrow, we attack earth!"
provengodacielo: lolll
geekguy1982: "captain, the earthlings have been defeated!"
geekguy1982: "...what?"
geekguy1982: "by very small, very cute and cuddly animals!"
geekguy1982: "my god! an entire planet devastated by one breed of animal?! pull the animal up on our computer!"
geekguy1982: then they pull it up
geekguy1982: and it says the lemming is not only fond of eating it's own poo, it is generally considered the dumbest animal ever. even dumber than the dodo.
Anyways. Tomorrow night is Halloween and Stuff magazine told a bunch of celebrities to weigh in with what they thought was the scariest movie. First of all, let me say that when you're 12 or younger, just about anything will scare you. But what some of the celebrities were scared by, and their justification of the movie is fucking hilarious. Mark Burnett was scared by Child's Play.
I will repeat that. The man who created a game show for a bunch of soft Americans to survive in a place where people already lived is afraid of a fucking doll. The best part is why he says it scared him. "It’s freaky. The doll kills people."
geekguy1982: dude, if lemmings went on the attack, they'd be unstoppable
provengodacielo: lol
geekguy1982: think about it; they do whatever one of them does and it goes through the entire litter.
geekguy1982: like in madagascar. plus, they reproduce like rabbits.
geekguy1982: if you had a pet lemming, and it's pregnant, you think, "oh, 3 or 4"
geekguy1982: then she has the babies
geekguy1982: and it's more like 9 or 10
geekguy1982: thousand!
provengodacielo: lol
geekguy1982: all of them pissed and hungry for blood!
geekguy1982: a pack of lemmings could easily destroy the world faster and gorier than zombies
geekguy1982: plus, i think lemmings are immune to intricately choreographed break-dancing.
geekguy1982: zombies are just re-animated humans, and all humans love to break-dance.
geekguy1982: the blood bath would never end.
geekguy1982: mankind would be ravaged by cute, cuddly animals that are considered the retard of the animal kingdom.
geekguy1982: can you imagine how pissed an alien race would be?
geekguy1982: "tomorrow, we attack earth!"
provengodacielo: lolll
geekguy1982: "captain, the earthlings have been defeated!"
geekguy1982: "...what?"
geekguy1982: "by very small, very cute and cuddly animals!"
geekguy1982: "my god! an entire planet devastated by one breed of animal?! pull the animal up on our computer!"
geekguy1982: then they pull it up
geekguy1982: and it says the lemming is not only fond of eating it's own poo, it is generally considered the dumbest animal ever. even dumber than the dodo.
Anyways. Tomorrow night is Halloween and Stuff magazine told a bunch of celebrities to weigh in with what they thought was the scariest movie. First of all, let me say that when you're 12 or younger, just about anything will scare you. But what some of the celebrities were scared by, and their justification of the movie is fucking hilarious. Mark Burnett was scared by Child's Play.
I will repeat that. The man who created a game show for a bunch of soft Americans to survive in a place where people already lived is afraid of a fucking doll. The best part is why he says it scared him. "It’s freaky. The doll kills people."
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