Jokes involving stupidity only work when the punchline is Paris Hilton.

So, I'll admit that I haven't been keeping up with the politico news as much as I usually do. My bad. So while this may no longer be topical, let me just say that whatever John Kerry did or said, in the guise of a joke, was probably the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas since I made the decision to go hunting with Cheney later this month.

I'm not sure of the specifics, since I was out, but apparently he made a joke saying that if you don't get educated, you'll end up in Iraq. Then, to prove his point, he showed a fake photo of soldiers in Iraq holding up a sign that looks like a 14-year-old girl who's addicted to Myspace and MTV wrote the motherfucker. And this is where things went askew. He later had to apologize, and that's all well and good, but here's my question: how in the name of fuck do you justify a joke that poorly executed and that un-funny? That's worse than the time that Peter tried to come up with a new "a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar..."

First of all, only someone like Jon Stewart has the ability to pull off such a joke, and even he wouldn't try. Because much like I'm highly intelligent and working as a furniture delivery-fuck-man, there are very smart people in Iraq shooting a gun. There's really not much I can say about this, other than, the next time you wanna tell a joke, uhhhh, stick to knock-fuck-knock jokes.

And can someone, anyone, please explain why Tyra Banks, a fucking supermodel, is interviewing the woman who now somehow leads the Westboro Baptist Church?! Sheryl Phelps-Rogers, I believe is her name.