Shawn should've been aborted.
OK, so, you remember that time I wrote an email to Shawn Dion from AG and Shawn's K-Morning Krewe? Well, this isn't an email. This is an open plea. For anybody in Louisiana or nearby. To go to the radio station and kick his ass.
I don't know how many of you watch Dateline's To Catch a Predator, but the gist is this: Dateline poses as a child, usually in between the ages of 10 and 13, and then catches dirty, naughty, sick pedophiles. Please take note that any competent lawyer would call this "entrapment" and would have the child-lover (because that's literally what pedophile means) back out on the streets in no time. Anyways, allegedly, one of this fuckers got smart and realized what was going down. So before police could capture him, he shot himself. That's right, the pedophile killed himself so as not to face the stigma of being a dirty old man.
And Shawn said "good riddance."
I will repeat that. A pedophile shot and killed himself and Shawn said that he was glad this guy killed himself. Then he immediately identified himself as a good Christian, and knows he shouldn't be saying that.
OK, first of all fucknut, yes, pedophilia isn't cool. It's dirty and wrong, but in all honesty, if Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson were my daughters, I would've molested and raped them LONG ago. Sorry if that offends some of my more delicate readers, but I'm being honest. Sad but true. Sad, but fucking true.
I digress. But see, my whole problem with this isn't the fact that somebody killed himself, but with the fact that you have said that you're a good Christian and want to others to kill themselves just because they are agreeably sick and twisted. Because you're the 'tard that said that American Idol is racist, so you get to tell us what flavor of Jell-O you like and that's about it. If you identify yourself as Christian, you don't get to say, "I'm Christian, let's go kill some folks!" That's hypocrisy on a level that is so psychotic, not even the Westboro Baptist Church would agree with that.
And since you don't really want to listen, I'm going to go to Shreveport and beat your head in. Because I might be saved...but I ain't no Christian.
I don't know how many of you watch Dateline's To Catch a Predator, but the gist is this: Dateline poses as a child, usually in between the ages of 10 and 13, and then catches dirty, naughty, sick pedophiles. Please take note that any competent lawyer would call this "entrapment" and would have the child-lover (because that's literally what pedophile means) back out on the streets in no time. Anyways, allegedly, one of this fuckers got smart and realized what was going down. So before police could capture him, he shot himself. That's right, the pedophile killed himself so as not to face the stigma of being a dirty old man.
And Shawn said "good riddance."
I will repeat that. A pedophile shot and killed himself and Shawn said that he was glad this guy killed himself. Then he immediately identified himself as a good Christian, and knows he shouldn't be saying that.
OK, first of all fucknut, yes, pedophilia isn't cool. It's dirty and wrong, but in all honesty, if Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson were my daughters, I would've molested and raped them LONG ago. Sorry if that offends some of my more delicate readers, but I'm being honest. Sad but true. Sad, but fucking true.
I digress. But see, my whole problem with this isn't the fact that somebody killed himself, but with the fact that you have said that you're a good Christian and want to others to kill themselves just because they are agreeably sick and twisted. Because you're the 'tard that said that American Idol is racist, so you get to tell us what flavor of Jell-O you like and that's about it. If you identify yourself as Christian, you don't get to say, "I'm Christian, let's go kill some folks!" That's hypocrisy on a level that is so psychotic, not even the Westboro Baptist Church would agree with that.
And since you don't really want to listen, I'm going to go to Shreveport and beat your head in. Because I might be saved...but I ain't no Christian.

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