Now, after the debacle with my PS2, I was slightly reluctant to return to Sony waters. Despite the fact that Microsoft has abandoned the XBOX like Dane Cook leaving some kids in the woods, I still see no real reason to play Playstation games or even buy a PS2. Now a PS3, that's a different fuck story, now isn't it? Resistance: Fall of Man is just badass like Steve McQueen.

But I played God of War II the other day, and this comic strip just lets you in on the awesomeness of the Chuck Norris of video games. I was over at a friend's house, and we had essentially the same conversation. Only we said that every other video game is a Strawberry Shortcake Doll. This game is the game that kidnaps those other games, beats them, then rapes them in a small, quiet patch of woods out in the middle of fuckin' nowhere.

And that, my friends, is why whenever somebody plays God of War II or it's predecessor, an angel gets its wings.