Every time black people call each other nigga, David Duke jacks off with glee and throws his poisoned semen all over the world.
After living in Natchitoches for 3 months, I can see why the South lost the war. War is a snappy fuck event, and the South just doesn't move fast enough. Christ, the people of Natchitoches move so slow, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the town was routed and we surrendered here instead of at Appomattox.
Or wherever the fuck we surrendered. I dunno. All I do know is: this town blows. In more ways than one, too. THREE!!!
Ha, ha, I made a numbers joke. Apparently, Natchitoches is the gay haven of Louisiana. Not only do I room with 2 fags, I also saw two guys making out when I came in the front gates. Now, I'm progressive, but seriously. Go someplace else with that shit. I don't even like seeing straight people make out.
Why do they call Lindsey Lohan "Firecrotch"? Is it because her vagina is magical and shoot fireballs like it's Flower-Power Mario? Does she have some nasty STD? I'd hope it's the former, because that'd be awesome. And make me wanna see her movies that much more, in the hopes that she shoots one out.
Or wherever the fuck we surrendered. I dunno. All I do know is: this town blows. In more ways than one, too. THREE!!!
Ha, ha, I made a numbers joke. Apparently, Natchitoches is the gay haven of Louisiana. Not only do I room with 2 fags, I also saw two guys making out when I came in the front gates. Now, I'm progressive, but seriously. Go someplace else with that shit. I don't even like seeing straight people make out.
Why do they call Lindsey Lohan "Firecrotch"? Is it because her vagina is magical and shoot fireballs like it's Flower-Power Mario? Does she have some nasty STD? I'd hope it's the former, because that'd be awesome. And make me wanna see her movies that much more, in the hopes that she shoots one out.
posted by Adam at
11:30 PM
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Ok Adam, first the Firecrotch explanation. Paris Hilton used to call her that to all her friends, supposedly based on her, um, hygiene issues. Then Paris's onetime boyfriend Brandon Davis was filmed repeatedly calling her that (you can see the video on TMZ) but claiming that it was because she's a natural redhead down there. It caught on in no time. I heard it from Paris's BFF two weeks before the Davis incident!
Second course of business. Where is this place you live with all the queers? I ask because later this summer I am moving from Hollywood to Natchitoches to go back to school. I am a big old 'mo myself, and I would love to find this magical gay make-out building in Natch. Please e-mail me and let me know, and if there are any available apartments, hook a brother up!
If you do I'll let you listen to my Zepp bootlegs...
Cheers,
Spence
leftcoastbreakdown@yahoo.com
Oh, and I promise not to make out in the hallways. That's just gross.
You write very well.
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