Fuck.

So my efforts to rickroll the Internet were futile, to say the least. I kinda figured that by showing that bin Laden was dead, people would click and then go "fuck that blogger!"

But I was wrong. Answer me this: who the fuck is Kim Kardashian, why is she famous and am I supposed to care? Probably not. If she's famous for that fuck tape that got out, then let me say congrats. I bet mommy and daddy are super proud that the world has busted a fat one while listening to you moan, "I'm gonna cum!"

That alone was worth the admission price, my friends. Remember Paris's tape? Remember how she looked like a rubber fuck doll? Not Kim, oh no. She got on that nigga's dick and showed some enthusiasm. Just remember this: she has flava, that is, she will only fuck you if your ancestors spent time pickin' cotton.

She has a new "reality" series out, and all I want to know is: who the fuck said they wanted to see more of her clothed? She's good for 2 things: being used as a human sewage pipe, and being thought of as a human sewage pipe by me when I jack off.

Ask about the super cool t-shirts I have for anybody who promises to wear them.