I can't think of anything funny to put here. I love pie.
OK, have you seen the video where Pauly Shore got knocked right the fuck out at a comedy show in Odessa, Texas this month? You have now, mothafuckas!!!
I laugh about this for two reasons. One, the asshole who did this (wearing cowboy clothes that nobody should ever wear, ever) now has to admit that he was at a Pauly Shore "comedy show".
"Hey Dale, ain't that you punching the Weasel?"
"Naw, that ain't me. Must be someone else."
"Sure it is! You wore that same stupid-lookin' shirt at my birthday party last month."
The other reason that it's funny is that, that guy got to live out everybody's dream: to knock Pauly Shore right the fuck out. Excepting, of course, the fact that by actually assaulting Pauly Shore is like hitting a retarded kid whose parents are sue-happy. If you think the Weasel is going to let you off the hooks, holy fuck shit, are you stupid.
Speaking of stupidity, check out the video of Dr.fuck-Phil almost-but-not-quite interviewing the creator of Bum Fight.
For the reader who spent his entire life under a fucking rock, bum fight was that Jackass-esque website that used bums instead of rich college and high school dropouts, and also lacked the subtlety of Jackass. Like, the guy paid a homeless to eat a raw frog. In all fairness, he did give the bum $20, so at least he gave him more than most of us give them at any one time.
But if you clicked the link and watched the clip, you'll see Dr.fuck-Phil just kick him off the show. Dude, I don't like the asshole either, but seriously, what the fuck did you expect?! You're dumber than him for inviting him on! What the fuck did you think he was gonna do, pull an acoustic out of a bum's ass and bust out into bible songs?!?! YOU HAD TO SEE THAT WEBSITE BEFORE HE CAME ON! YOU KNEW WHAT HE WAS ABOUT, YOU BALD-HEADED GIGANTIC COCKSUCKER!!!
That shit is completely unacceptable.
I laugh about this for two reasons. One, the asshole who did this (wearing cowboy clothes that nobody should ever wear, ever) now has to admit that he was at a Pauly Shore "comedy show".
"Hey Dale, ain't that you punching the Weasel?"
"Naw, that ain't me. Must be someone else."
"Sure it is! You wore that same stupid-lookin' shirt at my birthday party last month."
The other reason that it's funny is that, that guy got to live out everybody's dream: to knock Pauly Shore right the fuck out. Excepting, of course, the fact that by actually assaulting Pauly Shore is like hitting a retarded kid whose parents are sue-happy. If you think the Weasel is going to let you off the hooks, holy fuck shit, are you stupid.
Speaking of stupidity, check out the video of Dr.fuck-Phil almost-but-not-quite interviewing the creator of Bum Fight.
For the reader who spent his entire life under a fucking rock, bum fight was that Jackass-esque website that used bums instead of rich college and high school dropouts, and also lacked the subtlety of Jackass. Like, the guy paid a homeless to eat a raw frog. In all fairness, he did give the bum $20, so at least he gave him more than most of us give them at any one time.
But if you clicked the link and watched the clip, you'll see Dr.fuck-Phil just kick him off the show. Dude, I don't like the asshole either, but seriously, what the fuck did you expect?! You're dumber than him for inviting him on! What the fuck did you think he was gonna do, pull an acoustic out of a bum's ass and bust out into bible songs?!?! YOU HAD TO SEE THAT WEBSITE BEFORE HE CAME ON! YOU KNEW WHAT HE WAS ABOUT, YOU BALD-HEADED GIGANTIC COCKSUCKER!!!
That shit is completely unacceptable.
posted by Adam at
8:37 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home