And I'm out this motherfucker!

Come Saturday, I'll be living in Natchitoches, LA. I anticipate this being fairly permanent. I don't have a computer, and I don't know how easy I'll have access to a computer, so let's assume this is my final post.

Let say this, first of all: it has been my honor to mock and ridicule and point the stupidity of the world on a semi-regular basis for you. I will miss writing hateful, mean-spirited things about Paris Hilton. A herpes-infested gutter-slut whorebag that deserves to be beaten, raped, skinned and then drug, naked, through the streets of L.A. on broken glass. At best. I'll also miss pointing out that Bush is a retard.

So, in the time honored tradition of me giving and you selfish, needy fuckers constantly taking, I'm here to whet the jonesin' you all have for Saved by the Bell.

I'll see you when I see you.